sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people

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So my school does these Valentine gram things and a group of people go around singing. I got sung to by my girlfriend, but this little asian chick in the same group thought this was kick boxing and not Valentine’s day and gave me an elbow to the ribs. It was a good shot, I was not expecting that from a 4 and a half foot tall asian. That was not a tender gesture either, I have a nice bruise there.

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nungers:

"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"

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